"You can be damn well sure we'll avenge it."

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

gamingfeels:

The guns and crank in this area go through Trevor Phillips Enterprises… or they ain’t going! 

Trevor’s childhood dream job

I don’t know. Twelve percent.

sweet-bitsy:

airbenderedacted:

mspgay:

mip mip mip mip

omg

I NEED FOUR HOURS OF THIS NOT FOUR SECONDS

ilarual:

jaclcfrost:

char-ientism:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

phrases like “i’ll be the distraction you go on ahead without me” generally do not have a tendency to end well

"i’ll catch up with you" no. no you probably won’t

"we’ll talk about this later" there is no later

"it’ll be alright" not for you since you just said that and doomed yourself